Weighing the Odds

baby

October 7, 2014

Miss Selah June went to her first Mommy and Me at Sacred Heart.  After giving it a shot, we decided it wasn’t our cup of tea.  Everything her mommy said seemed inappropriate for the audience, unintentionally pretentious, or just weird.  The last thing we need right now is to feel weird.  Ain’t nobody got time for that!

The one good thing to come out of it, however, was that we had another weigh in.  Selah June had been eating like a champ.  Mommy and Daddy were feeling all accomplished.  And then, just as we started to think about taking clothes off to get on the scale, there it was….

A total blow-out.

Ugggg…..  All those ounces!!!  Lost into the recesses of another size 1 Pampers Swaddlers.  Still hopeful, we got up on the scale and patiently held our breath.  The numbers went up and down and all over the place until they settled on 8 lbs 1 oz.

Well… That’s not 8 lbs .5 oz.  We have another weigh in at the doctor’s office today.  I’ll keep you posted.  Here’s to holding in our poop until after we take off our clothes!  (How many of us can say we hope for that??)

baby and dad